Trying to make sense of the spreadsheet written in made up code,
while coming up with ideas on how to best make it explode.
Sitting through your tenth meeting of the day,
wishing that instead you were somewhere else, even if it was the ballet.
Read MoreIt starts with a simple idea,
That includes wanting to be anywhere but here.
After extensive research is conducted,
You are being obstructed,
By your meagre leave hours,
That can't be topped up by giving Human Resources flowers.
Read MoreGood friends cheer you on when you bust out your best dance routine,
and without a second thought they join you with their own that should never be publicly seen.
They listen to you complain about the injustices of this world,
That ultimately, as they find out after hours, resulted in your hair going frizzy and curled.
Read MoreLessons on how to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse are hard to give,
Considering the chance is almost non-existent at that point you'll still live.
Read MorePicture this beautiful situation:
A day so sunny and bright it requires some celebration.
So you decide to take the apple of your eye, the holder of your heart,
The pot to your kettle down to the park.
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